Well, here I am at the airport, waiting for my flight to start boarding, so I decided to update Shortpacked! a little early. It's Christmas, after all! And if you don't know what's going on, you didn't watch enough TBN when you grew up. All I'm gonna say is that all those time-travelling kids in the Bible have got to start tripping over each other eventually. They can't all help David defeat Goliath.

My taxi guy was on time, very nice, and got me to the airport swiftly. Big tip for him! And gosh dang, it's rainy today. Rainy and warm and gray. (Well, by now, dark...) Christmas shouldn't be rainy and warm and gray!

I hear it's freezing cold in Chicago.

Man, I gotta pee.