Okay, so I fibbed. THIS is the last installment to It's Walky! $100 Theatre. Yesterday was a total fake-out.
God, I'm evil.
Keep tuning in. "Walky & Joyce," the sequel to It's Walky!, will begin soon. But it's not exactly what you think...
Today Graham and I went to PONDEROSA. Yes. PONDEROSA. I haven't been to Ponderosa in like a decade. And it was awesome. We both had Kabob-orama, which is the best name for anything ever, because it's two hilarious-sounding words thrown together in an unholy marriage of absurdity. Also, in their dessert area of the buffet, they have PIE. Fuckin' PIE, man. French silk. Dude.
Man, so I start cooking. Y'know, I boiled some water and just put in macaroni noodles. And NOW I suddenly have to take a crap. And there's no way to take one quick enough that I'll be done before the noodles are and id don't kwnoe if isd can ohold it slthaslkd;s
Some of you may have noticed an ad featuring Joyce the past few days. If you want a custom-made ad involving one of my or another Blank Label Comics strip's characters, don't hesitate to ask! We do charge extra, but the enchanced click-through rate makes it all worthwhile. We do, of course, reserve the right to deny any ad -- we don't want to end up endorsing things like Nazis or Full House. Or Filthy Lies. My bad on that one.
Yes, the comic strip is back to the usual MWF update this week. I do plan another 5-dayer next week, however. It will be surreal. Babies will cry.