Hey, you guys know Ryan North and David Malki, right?  If you don't, you are dumb and I hate you.  BUT YOU CAN FIX THIS VERY EASILY SO NO BAD FEELINGS OKAY??

Anyway, North and Malki, henceforth known as Nolki, are two of the greatest people in the entire world.  Would you like an example?  Nolki is publishing an anthology of stories about people who know how they're going to die.  It started as a non sequitur punchline in a webcomic and it became reality through sheer force of will.  There's 30 stories and they're illustrated by venerable webcomics people!

What I'm saying is, you need to buy Machine of Death on Amazon.  Today.  Because I told you to.

Unless you're one of those contrary folks who will very strongly not buy it because someone told you to buy it, then I just told you not to buy it.