Posted October 9, 2012 at 9:24 pm

There could be worse compulsions. I like Unicron. At least, I really like the Unicron that appeared in the later Marvel Comics and gave him a purpose beyond "random eating robot built by tiny dumb monkey alien." Him being the cosmic Big Bad, the Transformers Satan, just makes more sense. That has been, thankfully, the Unicron that has marched forward since, even into the current permutation of the Transformers brand, Transformers Prime. TFP can be pretty by-the-numbers at times, but I really like what they did with Unicron. It's hard to make that guy fresh. But Unicron's body is actually the Earth's core, and his essence can barf up onto land via volcanoes. It's a pretty dark twist, putting the Ultimate Evil below our own feet.

Otherwise, it's just another toy of Unicron that also transforms into the most bullshittiest third mode "Capture Mode" ever. Yeah, there's this other thing you do with him, besides the robot and the Face Volcano, that involves you splitting Unicron open, yanking him apart, and wrapping him around either Megatron or Optimus Prime. It looks like it should be pretty simple if dorky-looking, but it is so aggravating to try to put into place that I've decided this third Capture Mode is a prank. It's a lie. It doesn't exist. TakaraTomy's trying to pull one over on me. The only other option is that they are not very great at making toys, and I think I prefer my toy companies evil rather than incompetent. Seriously, it makes you break your toy to put it together according to the instructions. And even then nothing lines up properly, resulting in a sloppy mess. If you are not bald or gray already, this Capture Mode will make you so. Ignore it.

Technically, this Unicron is an army builder, since there were buttloads of him in the season one finale, but I think I'll pass. There was only one Face Volcano, after all.
Tags: transformers prime, unicron
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